Savquotes
Welcome to Savquotes.org, an organization dedicated to preserving the wisdom passed down to us by the greatest gaming legend the world has ever known.
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"The government can’t stop me, dude. If I wanna put pop rocks in my asshole I can."
-Submitted by: Brini
"Oh you fucking ceramic cuck!"
-Submitted by: Fichael
"fuck, jesus, motherfucking pleasus"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"Video games are the popcorn and I am the dentist"
-Submitted by: Brini
"You don't have to be a podiatrist to know that you like getting stepped on."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"mantis lords is an excellent fuck"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"mantis lords is an excellent fuck"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"If you're not trying, you're not even fucking trying."
-Submitted by: Brini
"fuck my ass to death"
-Submitted by: BasedMarine
"Billy Mays is the kinda guy who fucks his own ass, and then cries about it."
-Submitted by: DurtySmexy
"Suck my sleeveless shirt, you fucking nerd."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Jean Onion Ring? Why do I know that name?"
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"You don't wanna be gnawing on crust while you're trying to bust"
-Submitted by: Brini
"You punch an owl and it's GONE."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"(singing) The seed of Mrs. Midler, for most, is far too much."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Bette Midler fuckin sucks"
-Submitted by: Fichael
"If I got off on choking, these streams would be the best thing in the world."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"I will go to your parent teacher conferences and tell your parents that you're a cuck"
-Submitted by: Brini
"He key lime pied our anus"
-Submitted by: Fichael
"I don't know if turtles are reptiles or are amphibians; they're certainly cucks."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Fuck yourself you snake cuck. I would fuck your snake wife."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"why can't we name snakes something like 'tube friends'?"
-Submitted by: VPVN
"What's Forrest Gump's name...Forrest Gump's /real/ name?"
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Rhyme Time Johnson in the house, tellin' you how to suck your own fuckin' banana."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"this game can frog my fuckin frog hole, you know what I'm saying?"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"frog my entire career hole"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"does the B in RUBY stand for bully?"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"Let me make your day better with my funny jokes and use of the word hole"
-Submitted by: Brini
"a hole is just a hole"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"There were two aliens there just now I saw them with my mouth"
-Submitted by: Brini
"I'm gonna go into this gross hole up here."
-Submitted by: jcox1987
"Fresh taste my career away"
-Submitted by: fenrainn
"Climb the man, fuck the hole, eat the shit, and kill my soul."
-Submitted by: Brini
"We all need a good spanking now and again, you know?
-Submitted by: Brini
"Paul Blart is a bad man"
-Submitted by: Brini
"I just really wanna be a zoomer"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"Dude, I don't know who Neutonian was"
-Submitted by: jc_the_underscore
"We couldn't get in the hole cause we didn't have the pole"
-Submitted by: jc_the_underscore
"paradiddle my fkn fiddle"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"kissing, right now, could legitimately lead to death"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"why am I inside him"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"Put a grub in my grub hole"
-Submitted by: Nichole Goodnight
"I don't need health if my enemies are all dead"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"Forest perverts are the worst kind of pervert."
-Submitted by: Brini
"it's an rpg, story doesn't matter"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"Dingle my dongle, Ghengis Khan was a Mongol"
-Submitted by: Brini
"We will never deal with bot spam again"
-Submitted by: Savko
"Can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread cuck."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"No wonder you dead and went to hell"
-Submitted by: jc_the_underscore
"would you ever do meth?"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"For FUCK my JEAN"
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"If you marry me, you have to bury me"
-Submitted by: jc_the_terrible
"I don't want my little whip to get nipped"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"Keep plunging me with your ween hole demon"
-Submitted by: jc_the_terrible
"THE GUY SHOT THE OTHER GUY SO I COULDN'T DO THE THING"
-Submitted by: rabbit
"all frogs are trash, all birds are trash"
-Submitted by: not gecko
"Fuck you in MY hole"
-Submitted by: jc_the_terrible
"don't let your dreams be memes"
-Submitted by: fenrainn
"1 HP and a dream, baybeee"
-Submitted by: fenrainn
"This is bad gravy. This is the WORST gravy!"
-Submitted by: fenrainn
"grab the man, make him go, eat my poo, my name's joe"
-Submitted by: fenrainn
"fuck that strawberry. not a chance"
-Submitted by: fenrainn
"why don't you put a ruler in my fucking hole"
-Submitted by: fenrainn
"You fucking chicken man"
-Submitted by: fenrainn
"I vote for people I shouldn't vote for"
-Submitted by: fenrainn
"Savquotes keeps getting wrecked by bots"
-Submitted by: CometCruiser
"I just wanted some book coitus"
-Submitted by: aprabbit
"Is this a speedrun? Isn't that what most relationships are? Whoever finishes first wins"
-Submitted by: aprabbit
"Kraft Dinner with hotdogs cut up in it? That's a special little meal."
-Submitted by: Nichole
"These dogs are trying to prevent me from doing kisses."
-Submitted by: Nichole
"cooperate the inside of my fucking weiner"
-Submitted by: aprabbit
"the car has covid"
-Submitted by: aprabbit
"look at that! Look at this! Look at that! I did all that!"
-Submitted by: K
"opposites succ"
-Submitted by: aprabbit
"turn the suck off"
-Submitted by: aprabbit
"i wanna take my hammer and use it to grab your FRAGILE BOX"
-Submitted by: katebs
"i'm gonna go outside and SHIT MY PANTS! that's all i wanna do anymore. i just want to shit until i fkn DIE"
-Submitted by: katebs
"This song's too song."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Just slap me to death, Erroll."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"our balls just made a ball bridge"
-Submitted by: aprabbit
"blow me again... NOOOOOOO"
-Submitted by: aprabbit
"Come back! Let me show you my box."
-Submitted by: Fichael
"NOW who's bad at the video game? Not meeeeeeeeee"
-Submitted by: Katebs
"Guys, I'm a platforming"
-Submitted by: jc_our_savior
"once we have two balls we can get across the two balls-hole!"
-Submitted by: Katebs
"i'm the quickest time"
-Submitted by: katebs
"GET IN THE HOLE"
-Submitted by: Cody
"He is, what we would call back home in Alberta, a big-min"
-Submitted by: Cody
"look at my little tucchus! T U C C H U S"
-Submitted by: katebs
"Is there any ammunition? Where is my gun food?"
-Submitted by: Scholiownage
"OH the HUMANITY - STOP BLOWING UP THE FLOOR!!! I NEED THE FLOOR TO WALK AROUND!!!"
-Submitted by: katebs
""Savko is a little fuckin fucked what a shitty game - Savko
-Submitted by: Savko
"I'm just happy to be here fuckin"
-Submitted by: Zenstriker64
"So anyways, we're trying to fuck this pigeon"
-Submitted by: NattyD
"why am I on a timer? time my fucking inside of a hole"
-Submitted by: aprabbit
"You wish you were a min, but instead you're just a garbage-min"
-Submitted by: murphocles
"You ever heard of doming people? You giant, trapped, fucking Chad"
-Submitted by: baron_b00ty
"You're never fiddle-dee-dee-ing your own fuckin'...hedgehog, y'know?"
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"You never get to poke the fuzzy min"
-Submitted by: baron_b00ty
"I don't wanna eat your little piss chips, I have shrimp chips!"
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"when in DOME do as the DOME-ANS do"
-Submitted by: julius caesar
"not even close- not even CLOSE to being far"
-Submitted by: k
"Holy Guac a Fuck"
-Submitted by: Cody
"HOLY GUAC-A-FUCK!!!"
-Submitted by: katebs
"i could use your skin to make a lamp"
-Submitted by: hannibal
"get down mr. presidented!"
-Submitted by: katebs
"I'm doing SepTILTer right now!!!"
-Submitted by: katebs
"Gecko, what're the FUCKING ice cream options?"
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Any game becomes easy when you just bash your head against it long enough"
-Submitted by: murphocles
"I'm not a MASS murderer..."
-Submitted by: Katebs
"nice katana, Mr. Mana"
-Submitted by: Katebs
"What is going on? Why is Guy Fieri here? TELL ME that isn't Guy Fieri. TELL ME he didn't survive the apocalypse."
-Submitted by: murphocles
"These are like real pants graphics."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Handy dandy lemon candy, handy fuckin' dandy lemon fuckin' candy."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"This game fucks my own ass"
-Submitted by: murphocles
"Nice try guy, Savko fucking died"
-Submitted by: murphocles
"Catching me is like catching a break...NOT GONNA HAPPEN."
-Submitted by: jc_our_savior
"I'm the Ghost AND the Darkness. And who the fuck are you? You are a cheese bun in a shitty little grocery store."
-Submitted by: Scholiownage
"Michael Douglas is definitely a weapon of mass destruction, at least in the movie industry"
-Submitted by: murphocles
"I'm so good at the videogame"
-Submitted by: syko786
"DIPLOMACY"
-Submitted by: baron_b00ty
"I mean, I'm pretty fucking exciting"
-Submitted by: aprabbit
"GUN to meet you"
-Submitted by: Zenstriker64
"That zebra's gonna bite the SHIT out of you, dude."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"sometimes, the fastest way to mindfulness is through the neck"
-Submitted by: murphocles
"It's impossible to kill a fish with a gun."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Nice try ma'am, honey-glazed ham. Gottem."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Isn't money important in the apocalyp?"
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Sometimes you're feelin' plump because you've got a little bump on your lump."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Doctor, I broke my fingie. DON'T CARE. Deal with it yourself."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"You can't see what you can't see, you dumb bitch."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Living with me is like living with noone at all, except for the shouting. If you just ignore the shouting, it's like you have no roommate!"
-Submitted by: jc_our_savior
" Its Yakety Sax as fuck. But it might be a vibe."
-Submitted by: Savko
"What are videogames if not something to scream at?"
-Submitted by: Zebb
"What are video games if not something to scream at?"
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"You guys know what they say: pipe dog."
-Submitted by: VioletNyte
"That is a big fuckin' little thing."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Hey buddy, you ever seen a bullet with your fuckin' mouth???"
-Submitted by: ScubaSaul
"Are you fucked? How am I so good at this game already? You don't know anything! JASON?! JASON! SHAAAAAAWWWWWWWN"
-Submitted by: murphocles
"Fuck my crapper."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"fuck my whole dammit"
-Submitted by: savko in real life
"I have a gun hole. What do you hav... Is that someone jerking off in the corner?"
-Submitted by: Scholiownage
"you can call me Converse, because I'm a real sneaker"
-Submitted by: aprabbit
"Grab my shit, and eat it"
-Submitted by: Scholiownage
"I think I could be a TV."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Sometimes just shit is bullshit, y'know?"
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"we're more fucked than a duck"
-Submitted by: aprabbit
"Are you fucked in the hole??"
-Submitted by: ScubaSaul
"I missed like 6 of those 4 shots"
-Submitted by: murphocles
"Savko strategy, run the fuck away as fast as you can. Run the fuck awaaay, get the fuck outta there."
-Submitted by: aprabbit
"I'm a fucking sniper rifle"
-Submitted by: robotfood
"AXE to meet you."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"I'm gonna cut your fucking knife off."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"I spend all my goddamn life feeling things and now I've gotta do it in video games too?"
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"are you fucked in my hole?"
-Submitted by: aprabbit
"Eat my shitty hole. I'm a fucking video game."
-Submitted by: Savko
"Chomp the inside of my fucking hole!"
-Submitted by: sertaki
"You know what they say, this room has a secret asshole"
-Submitted by: murphocles
"Oh, you thought you were the min? Turns out I was the min all along. Eat my shitty hole!"
-Submitted by: jc_our_savior
"Welcome to twitch.savko.twitch, home of the honeymoon stream."
-Submitted by: murphocles
"Outta my way, Shit-Snack"
-Submitted by: Racknor1920
"Outta my way, Dick-Shoes"
-Submitted by: Racknor1920
"My favorite character is dead, and now we're just pinchin' some balls, you know how it goes."
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"guys, we are the worst fkn dad- GET THAT CHAIR OUT OF MY WAY YOU LIL FKN SHIT"
-Submitted by: jc_our_savior
"P L A T F O R M I N G"
-Submitted by: CometCruiser
"JEEEEESUS"
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"Guys, I know I never say this...but this game is really pretty"
-Submitted by: jc_our_savior
"FUCK MY CAREER-HOLE"
-Submitted by: kuhtebs
"Literally my career is FUCKED!"
-Submitted by: robotfood
"I can add a quote? I mean- what- I don't know, what can I say?"
-Submitted by: armor_plated_gecko
"I Am the Greatest Video Game Player of All Time"
-Submitted by: Fichael
UP WE GO
-Submitted by: ScubaSaul
"ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHH-Hey Natty!!!"
-Submitted by: jc_our_savior
"BODIED"
-Submitted by: novakate
"Get rekt"
-Submitted by: syko786
"Hey Antonio, more like ant-blow-me-o, got em"
-Submitted by: murphocles
"GOT EM"
-Submitted by: syko786
"No matter how dire the situation, there's ALWAYS time to get fucked up with your bros."
-Submitted by: novakate
"Nice try guy, burger and fry"
-Submitted by: murphocles